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Ridikzappa 11:52 Sun May 28
Joggers

Every day now they are out, arses wiggling.

It seems to have overtaken the lycra-clad-smug-arseholes-on-bicycles as the new 'look at me, i am vital and socially progressive' pastime for repressed 20-somethings and middle-aged crisis twats.

Nurse Ratched 11:57 Sun May 28
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How do you know someone's a runner?

Or has an iPhone?

Or went to Oxbridge?

Ridikzappa 12:09 Mon May 29
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Nurse

By looking at the footwear, tattoo quantity, facial sweatage and overall demeanour

ohgodno 12:11 Mon May 29
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Nurse Ratched 11:57 Sun May 28

Give it ten minutes and they'll tell you.

Nurse Ratched 12:16 Mon May 29
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Wrong, ohgodno.





It's five.

ohgodno 12:19 Mon May 29
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Nurse Ratched 12:16 Mon May 29

I know a vegan runner who has an Iphone and went to Cambridge.

There isn't an amount of time short enough.

Nurse Ratched 12:23 Mon May 29
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Christ.

Bungo 9:01 Mon May 29
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I don't mind joggers nearly as much as cyclists.

At least they seem less determined to constantly block me in my car, travelling at about 20/25mph, constantly weaving behind and in front of me.

They do look funny though, wobbling along in their presumably very expensive jogging kit, with their specially shaped for holding while jogging water bottle.

Sven Roeder 9:08 Mon May 29
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Joggers
Has anyone called people running that this century?

Surely people running is a good thing in a world of PORKERS

Dan M 9:11 Mon May 29
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Good on them. Doing something positive.

Bungo 9:19 Mon May 29
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Sven Roeder 9:08 Mon May 29

It may be on purpose.. ;)

Coffee 9:20 Mon May 29
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What happens to people between being repressed 20-something joggers and middle-aged crisis twat joggers? Do they become overweight, carnivorous boozers?

El Scorchio 9:34 Mon May 29
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I'm all for people keeping fit and always step aside for joggers on the pavement when I'm walking, but what really pisses me off is when it's obvious to them I've done it and there is no acknowledgement or thanks that I've allowed them to carry on unimpeded when I didn't have to. I'd say that happens with 95% of them. A simple nod would do.

Coffee 9:36 Mon May 29
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Scorch

Poor manners and a sense of entitlement?

Bungo 10:03 Mon May 29
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Coffee 9:20 Mon May 29

Yes.

I'm still waiting for the middle-age crisis, jogger, twat phase to arrive.

Well, the middle-age crisis, jogger bit anyway.

the last eastender 11:21 Mon May 29
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Nothing wrong with jogging /running.
Keeping yourself fit and healthy.
Cyclists on the other hand. ....

Darby_ 11:59 Mon May 29
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I don't jog but I do plenty of exercise. Better that than being a fat miserable retard.

El Scorchio 2:32 Mon May 29
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Coffee 9:36

Bit of both probably! Definite sense of entitlement with some- similar to cyclists who feel red lights simply don;t apply to them.

Garth Algar 3:18 Mon May 29
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Have no problem with joggers except the ones that do it by the River Thames.

You have a whole fucking city to run in and you choose the narrowest spot possible.

Cunts.

Fivetide 8:46 Mon May 29
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But does it actually bring any contentment or happiness to just spend all your time identifying more and more commonplace things to despise? Must be exhausting.

tanman 11:18 Tue May 30
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Do you do any exercise then you prick?

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